Week 3 Predictions

Week 3 Predictions

How the hell did I get talked into doing these predictions? This has turned out to be a real jinx. Last week I had to open my big mouth and spout off about the Boozers and Brew Crew. Yup, me and my big mouth. I predicted they would tie for the low score of the week. Boy did that backfire! Not only could have either of them spanked my team but just to put the frosting on the cake I got the low score of the week with a miserable 43 points. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if that turns out to be the low score of the season. Oh, the shame, the shame of it all. I should have known better than to put down my future fellow AA buddies.

Well things will be different this week. I’m turning a new leaf. Yup, it’s a reinvented Timmy the Greek. I will restrain myself from here on out.. Nothing but supportive, positive, sweet, coo coo butt, kiss ass talk about all my Fantasy Football comrades. So, here it goes… on to the predictions.


LBNL VRS Brew Crew.
Eli Manning…. Uhm…..well….uhm….Elis is gonna…….uhm…do……uhm….he is…..uh… Aw COMMON! You guys can’t seriously expect me to play nice here can you? I mean look! It’s friggin Eli Titty Babby Manning! SCREW IT! Just friggin screw it! I just can’t do it folks! I just can’t do it. How can I work on my kiss up skills when this clown is the first one up? You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink! In this case you can’t step in crap and not spread it around!

Brew Crew has half his line up that is all banged up. Note: Eli has been “banged” also but not in the same way, if you know what I mean.
But I transgress.. where was I? Oh yeah…Brew crew’s team is all banged up but he will still spank LBNL. But that is OK because Eli loves a good spanking. He gets some coddling and titty milk afterwards to make it all better.
Prediction: Brew Crew wins a close one


Boozers VRS Demons:
Boozers has Peyton Manning but Demons has Regie Wayne who will be the recipient of all Manning’s TD passes. That is a wash. Then lookie here…Demons has Trent Edwards and Boozers has T.O. That will be a wash too because T.O. will drop every TD pass Edwards attempts so neither will get squat. Afterwards T.O will be crying on national television with his typical complaint that a couple balls were thrown to other receivers. If T.O. would be given the opportunity to drop every pass that Trent threw then they would have won.

I have a feeling the difference in this game will be Felix Jones and DeAngelo Williams. I don’t see Boozers being able to overcome that rushing combo.
Prediction: Demons wins a good one.

Shmartipants VRS Gougers:
Gougers are projected to win this one but let me say just one thing…DREW BREES! Man oh man! That guy is on fire this year! He has so many weapons! He is unstoppable. You better put aside all that crap you learned in church as a child Anita. This guy will be your savior this year.
Then lookie here… Ronnie Brown! Another major force. Boldin, STUD! Sims-Walker, nice pick up! Tell me girl… just how the hell did you loose last week?
Face it Gougers. Your up against a ball buster this week and unless you have some granite cahoonas you will be shooting blanks the rest of your life.
Prediction: Ball busters ‘er I mean Shmartipants win by 7 or more


Poopflingers VRS The Blues:
Here is all I got to say about this one…Here’s mud in your eye Blues. At least your gonna wish it was mud.
Prediction: Poopflingers by 10

Maullers VRS the ….. still can’t say it. The team with no name.
God Opie! You gotta change that name! You do know that your idolizing a team that has never won the big one don’t you? So what, you guys put the hurt on my Boys one time. Whoopie! You shot your load now quit fantasizing and get back to the real world.
Maullers are it! This boy has got himself a team. He will pluck your feathers and you will be a ugly naked ass bird with nothing left to strut so go sit on an egg Opie!
Prediction: Maulers win this by 2 TD’s or more

Twister VRS The Morons:
It’s the Brothers Bowl once again! One of us is gonna be 2-1 after this match up and I’m gonna do all I can not to screw this one up. The best I can do to help this is to watch the jinx factor so I’m gonna leave it at that.
Well I would except…Bob, Is there really an NFL player out there with the name Percy? Give me a break! I wouldn’t pick up that guy just because of that name. Gee wiz! Percy! How queer is that?
Prediction: Twisters win a close one

Week 2 Predictions

Not a lot of time before game time so I need to be quick about it this week.
Last week I got 4 out of 6. I should have had 5 out of 6 but the Poopflingers pulled one outta his butt. Go figure that! Lets see if I can do better this week.

Gougers VRS Demons:
Gougers got lucky last week. I would say that aint happening 2 weeks in a row but the Demons have Trent Edwards in his line up. What the hell is the matter with you Robert?
Prediction: Gouger win this by a hair.

Shmartipants VRS Poopflingers:
Like the doctor said when I as born ... "this ones gonna get ugly".
Shmartipants wins this big even thogh the predictions don't reflect it.

Blues VRS Brew Crew:
Flaco against Sanchez. Now there is a snoozer! I don't know how to call this one. This is a question of who does worse.
Prediction: We're gonna have a tie early this season and both will be the low score of the week.

Boozer VRS Opie:
Both of these teams look solid this week but I think Boozers have the edge. Peyton is gonna have a big game gainst Miami and that will make all the difference.
Prediction: Boozers win by 7 or more.

Morons VRS Maulers:
Get ready for a beating Bob. The Maulers are gonna chew you up. They look too strong.
Prediction: Maulers win this by 14 or more and have the high score of the week.

Twisters VRS LBNL:
Is anybody out there? Hello? Pete? Testing, testing?
Prediction: Twisters win by 7