High Score of the Week: High Way Hogz, 108 points - Well done, Bob-o. You did better in one game than you did most of last season!
Low Score of the Week: Nashville Nitwits, 47 points - Sorry, Commish. You might want to consider re-naming your team "Michigan".
Best Smacktalk of the Week: Sidehill Gougers - May the fleas of 1000 camels nest in your crotch. Hopefully Clark will find some healthy outlets for his repressed anger!
Prizes (and booby prizes) for those name above. If you have not filed your address with the Commissioner's Office, please do so now.
Good luck in Week 2, Everyone!