WEEK 15 PREDICTIONS
Well good old Goodell is at it again. Today he announced that the league is cutting more than 10% of it’s staff in response to the downturn in the nations economy. Aw common Roger! The NFL is the richest sport in all of the NFL. Good one Timmy! All of the NFL? What a dufous. Let me try that one again…The NFL is the richest pro sports league on the planet! Is that better folks? That college educated idiot Goodell throws me for such a loop it gets me all screwed up sometimes! Pardon my goof!
Old Roger the dodger says that the downturn in the economy may (let me reemphasize MAY) result in a slump in ticket sales and viewership. Now isn’t that about the dumbest thing you ever heard? God I would just love to slap the shit out of this idiot!
First off Roger, you priced the average Joe out of ticket sales a long time ago! Once you started the trend of requiring season ticket holders to buy a seating license, every working stiff in the country had to give up their season tickets or sell their house. Of course looking back, buying season tickets may have been a more wise investment than buying into the “American dream”! Those damn tickets are probably worth 5X the average house value today! Hell half the family owned businesses had to follow suit as well. I do not know of one local small business that holds season tickets today. The only ones that can afford season tickets now days are all the big oil companies, bailed out banks, crooked politicians, ex-NFL players and movie stars. If you’re truly worried about ticket sales why don’t you price them in a range that WE, THE REAL FANS can afford? You can make up the difference by paying all your cronies a real mans wage instead of the millions your choice few make. While you’re at it you can do like every other honest business does and set wage standards guidelines so the players contracts no longer reflect the GNP of a small country!
Second: viewership may slump with the downturn in the economy? Are you nuts? Where did you come up with that one Einstein? Yeah I can see it now…unemployment jumps to 20% and all of the sudden all the poor stiffs that get a pink slip suddenly quit watching football on TV. What a dumb ass! You went to college to figure that one out? What class was that? Head up the ass 101? Sure they may all dump your friggin NFL Network but they sure as hell aint gonna quit watching the games over the airwaves. You friggin moron Roger! These poor saps wont be able to afford and sure as hell aint gonna have anything else to do BUT watch football on the tube. Just how the hell did you get that job anyway Roger? As the saying goes, it’s not who you know but who you blow. Yeah Roger, you blow alright!
Third: Just how much money do you plan on saving? We all know how this works. Your gonna lay off 150 workers that make 40 to 50 grand a year (which by the way are the only ones doing the real work) then at the end of the year your gonna give yourself a bonus equal to 10X their combined wages for your “brilliance”! Don’t bullshit a bullshitter Roger! We read the papers every day. We know how this works. Obviously you don’t. So let me take a brief moment to explain this one to you, you dingleberry. I can tell you exactly how this is going to work out. Your gonna lay off the 150 or so workers that actually do their job and make the NFL worth watching. At the same time you and your cronies are gonna give yourselves raises and big bonuses for your “all so wise” cost cutting. In the mean time the quality of your product will diminish. Your viewership will the certainly drop like a rock. The following week you’re on a private jet racing to beat the Big Three to Washington to ask for a bail out! The government is more than happy to get in the middle of it all. We then have the newly found OFL (Obama Football League) compromised of the DFL & RFL (Dems & Republicans) which is refereed by the Liberals (who eliminate playoffs, wins and losses because they believe it would be nicer if everybody was a winner), oversight is provided by congress (God help us all!) and it is all funded by money borrowed from China and OPEC. Viewership plummets to nil. All the disgruntled ranks of laid off workers raise up in protest and the country explodes into civil war! Don’t think it won’t happen either. Our ancestors rose up in defiance over a friggin tea tax! We’re talking football! American football dick head! You ever see the Philly fans? Been to a Browns game lately. Do you have a clue just how out of control a pissed off football fan can get Bubba? Your plan is just so brilliant Roger! Just friggin brilliant! Your Mother would be so proud. NOT!
On to the predictions…
Well good old Goodell is at it again. Today he announced that the league is cutting more than 10% of it’s staff in response to the downturn in the nations economy. Aw common Roger! The NFL is the richest sport in all of the NFL. Good one Timmy! All of the NFL? What a dufous. Let me try that one again…The NFL is the richest pro sports league on the planet! Is that better folks? That college educated idiot Goodell throws me for such a loop it gets me all screwed up sometimes! Pardon my goof!
Old Roger the dodger says that the downturn in the economy may (let me reemphasize MAY) result in a slump in ticket sales and viewership. Now isn’t that about the dumbest thing you ever heard? God I would just love to slap the shit out of this idiot!
First off Roger, you priced the average Joe out of ticket sales a long time ago! Once you started the trend of requiring season ticket holders to buy a seating license, every working stiff in the country had to give up their season tickets or sell their house. Of course looking back, buying season tickets may have been a more wise investment than buying into the “American dream”! Those damn tickets are probably worth 5X the average house value today! Hell half the family owned businesses had to follow suit as well. I do not know of one local small business that holds season tickets today. The only ones that can afford season tickets now days are all the big oil companies, bailed out banks, crooked politicians, ex-NFL players and movie stars. If you’re truly worried about ticket sales why don’t you price them in a range that WE, THE REAL FANS can afford? You can make up the difference by paying all your cronies a real mans wage instead of the millions your choice few make. While you’re at it you can do like every other honest business does and set wage standards guidelines so the players contracts no longer reflect the GNP of a small country!
Second: viewership may slump with the downturn in the economy? Are you nuts? Where did you come up with that one Einstein? Yeah I can see it now…unemployment jumps to 20% and all of the sudden all the poor stiffs that get a pink slip suddenly quit watching football on TV. What a dumb ass! You went to college to figure that one out? What class was that? Head up the ass 101? Sure they may all dump your friggin NFL Network but they sure as hell aint gonna quit watching the games over the airwaves. You friggin moron Roger! These poor saps wont be able to afford and sure as hell aint gonna have anything else to do BUT watch football on the tube. Just how the hell did you get that job anyway Roger? As the saying goes, it’s not who you know but who you blow. Yeah Roger, you blow alright!
Third: Just how much money do you plan on saving? We all know how this works. Your gonna lay off 150 workers that make 40 to 50 grand a year (which by the way are the only ones doing the real work) then at the end of the year your gonna give yourself a bonus equal to 10X their combined wages for your “brilliance”! Don’t bullshit a bullshitter Roger! We read the papers every day. We know how this works. Obviously you don’t. So let me take a brief moment to explain this one to you, you dingleberry. I can tell you exactly how this is going to work out. Your gonna lay off the 150 or so workers that actually do their job and make the NFL worth watching. At the same time you and your cronies are gonna give yourselves raises and big bonuses for your “all so wise” cost cutting. In the mean time the quality of your product will diminish. Your viewership will the certainly drop like a rock. The following week you’re on a private jet racing to beat the Big Three to Washington to ask for a bail out! The government is more than happy to get in the middle of it all. We then have the newly found OFL (Obama Football League) compromised of the DFL & RFL (Dems & Republicans) which is refereed by the Liberals (who eliminate playoffs, wins and losses because they believe it would be nicer if everybody was a winner), oversight is provided by congress (God help us all!) and it is all funded by money borrowed from China and OPEC. Viewership plummets to nil. All the disgruntled ranks of laid off workers raise up in protest and the country explodes into civil war! Don’t think it won’t happen either. Our ancestors rose up in defiance over a friggin tea tax! We’re talking football! American football dick head! You ever see the Philly fans? Been to a Browns game lately. Do you have a clue just how out of control a pissed off football fan can get Bubba? Your plan is just so brilliant Roger! Just friggin brilliant! Your Mother would be so proud. NOT!
On to the predictions…
First
off, congratulations to all of you that survived the first week of playoffs. I still can’t believe the Texas Connection got blown out of the playoffs in such a bold fashion. I thought for sure one of us would have made it to the finals. Oh the shame, the shame of it all!
off, congratulations to all of you that survived the first week of playoffs. I still can’t believe the Texas Connection got blown out of the playoffs in such a bold fashion. I thought for sure one of us would have made it to the finals. Oh the shame, the shame of it all!One observation. Actually it is an opinion. I think the league screwed up the playoff matchups. This week if the final match ups were switched up we could have a hell of a finish. We would whitness a good old family feud and a drunken brawl side by side. Now wouldn’t that be something fun to watch? Instead we are going to see one major smack down and one of the lowest combined playoff total point games in all of fantasy football. I think it would have been so much more fun to watch Lou and Anita get into pissing match and see two drunkards piddle all over each other. Just the oppinion of a guy that would show up to a MAD mothers rally driving drunk in a fully loaded beer truck with a free samples sign just to enjoy the fireworks.
Shysters VRS Boozers:
Shysters, you’re in big trouble. The Boozers did in fact cure the curse of the bling. His team is just too strong. His matchups are too favorable. You don’t have a prayer girl. I’m willing to bet he has 4 or positions that score in double digits. Not only is he going to stomp you this week but he is going to go on to win it all! Boozers will get the trophy, the money and he gets my vote for team name of the year!
Prediction:
Boozers by 14
Nimrods VRS Hopheads:
Aint this one a kick in the head folks? Just how did you two get this far any way? You got me on this one. I am stumped! Nimrods. No Hopheads. No, Nimrods. Wait, I changed my mind again! Hoppy! Screw it! I’m tossing a coin! It came up tails! Tails it is! That means that Hoppy get’s the call because by all rights he should be at the tail end of the league with his crappy lineup!
Good luck folks!
Shysters VRS Boozers:
Shysters, you’re in big trouble. The Boozers did in fact cure the curse of the bling. His team is just too strong. His matchups are too favorable. You don’t have a prayer girl. I’m willing to bet he has 4 or positions that score in double digits. Not only is he going to stomp you this week but he is going to go on to win it all! Boozers will get the trophy, the money and he gets my vote for team name of the year!
Prediction:
Boozers by 14
Nimrods VRS Hopheads:
Aint this one a kick in the head folks? Just how did you two get this far any way? You got me on this one. I am stumped! Nimrods. No Hopheads. No, Nimrods. Wait, I changed my mind again! Hoppy! Screw it! I’m tossing a coin! It came up tails! Tails it is! That means that Hoppy get’s the call because by all rights he should be at the tail end of the league with his crappy lineup!
Good luck folks!
2 comments:
Oh, don't get your panties in a twist, Timmy....you're gonna get a chance to see the two Schafers in a major smack down. It's just going to be in the finals this year....
Half right again ,bro. Good thing you had that coin handy. It surre was a close one. And you were right about the "at least four players in double digits" - you just got the team wrong. Can you believe it - the only teams I have more points than are the ones that can't add anything to their totals. Oh yeah, and LBNL.
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