Hello, my name is Lou and I'm an alco... (wait, that's another place I need to be later today). Anyway, my name is Lou and I'm the Commish and the two-time reigning champion of the league (might as well give me your money right now). If you want to know my unbelievable strategy of superiority, simply send $25 to the address listed. Oh never mind, I'm feeling generous, so I'll share my thoughts with you for absolutely nothing. All I can say is you should follow these easy steps and you, too, can be highly successful in both fantasy football and life in general:
1. Draft any players in any position in any order you choose (as Timmy the Greek so brilliantly pointed out, this makes absolutely no difference whatsoever; so, go ahead, grab up nine available tight ends if you want).
2. Next, drink in moderation (I know this will be highly difficult and stressful for about half of you managers out there, but it's for your own good; come on, Bob, set a good example).
3. Now, simply get rid of all the crappy players you have that make your team seem kind of sucky, and replace them with far superior talent (there's always some brilliant strategist believing himself to be a great manager who doesn't know the subtle distinctions between football and squash; he'll trade with you).
4. And viola! You are now all set to become the new champion of the world.
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