Week 2 Predictions

WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS

Well folks, I just had my first week of court mandated sensitivity training. Let’s see if any of it took hold. Any bets?

Nimrods Vrs Shysters:
This is a tough one to call. One thing I can say for sure is that someone is sleeping on the couch tonight. Wanna guess who that might be? Lou?
The Shysters are loaded up on Steelers. She is banking on Pittsburg having a big day. If they don’t, your toast girl. By the way, why do you have that Bum T.J. on your team? This guy couldn’t catch the ball if his life depended on it.
Nimrods have a very good looking team. He is loaded up with the big guns. The only problem is that he is still hanging onto that Arizona defense. Last week was a fluke Lou. That aint happening this week. Even though they are up against Miami they will stink it up. You’ll see...they were a one week wonder.
Watch out Lou … the Shysters are looking to pick your pocket. She sure as hell aint looking to pick your brain. Arizona defense…what the hell are you thinking?
Prediction: Shysters by 2.

Brew Crew Vrs. Hopheads:
Can the Brew Crew do it again? 116 Points! Wow! That is double what I scored last week! (Didn’t figure I could do math did ya?)
I think the key in this game is LT. If he is out then the Hopheads have a chance. If he is in and gets the ball a dozen times or more then the Hopheads will be crying in their beer tonight.
Prediction: Brew Crew by 7

Sidehill Gougers Vrs the Brown County Blues:
Here is a sleeper folks. And I don’t mean that in a good way. Good Lord! Look at these teams. Between both teams there is only one player worth watching. Just look at these rosters! Kitna verses Campbell! You kidding me guys? Are you guys that dumb or are you just trying to be funny?
Not one Cowboy on either roster. Need I say more? I’ll bet we don’t even see 100 points combined in this matchup.
Prediction: Gougers by 1

Nonads Vrs Maulers:
This will be a good one. The Nonads got himself some cahoonas! Nice adjustments Steve. You might have a shot at it this week. However you have one big problem…McNabb is gonna get picked off two times today. My Boys will put so much pressure on him that he is gonna look more like a duck than an eagle.
Manning is going to look better than last week. I think he will put up some good numbers today and that will be the difference in this matchup.
Prediction: Maulers by 3

Boozers Vrs Demons:
Looks like the Boozers went on the wagon. I like the looks of that team. He has a so, so QB but the rest of the team is strong. Wouldn’t be surprised if he gets over 100 points this week.
Demons are no slouch team either. Look at this line up! Loaded with studs.
You guys took all the fun out of it for me. I can’t trash either of you. Just gonna have to save it for another day.
Prediction: Demons by 5
By the way Boozers, have I ever told you how much I love that team name?

Last but not Leasts Vrs my Heros:
If bull crap won matchups then LBNL would win this one hands down.
Even though Eli is up against lousy ass St. Louis he will still suck! Titty baby!
You know another thing LBNL? You need to trade me Barber. It’s just not right for him to be on the team of a Giant fan. It should be a crime!
This one wont even be close. Half your players are banged up and the other half will be on the bench with their thumbs up their butts or sucking on their thumbs or sucking on their thumbs after they had ‘em up their butts!
My Heros on the other had are all that. Just look at that line up. Jealous aren’t you?
Sucks to be you Pete!
Prediction: Heros by 9