A True Fan

Tom Brady, Brett Farve, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Eli Manning were all walking up along a big cliff, arguing over how loyal they were to their teams. Suddenly, Peyton Manning yelled: “this is for my Colts fans, who live in the cleanest, most crime-free community in the U.S.”, and jumped off the cliff, kicking and waving his arms all the way to the bottom. Next, Tom Brady stepped up and screamed: “this is for the Patriot fans, who are the most true-blue of all fans anywhere”, and he leaped off the cliff, doing somersaults and singing all the way down to the jagged rocks below. Next came Tony Romo, smiling broadly, who slid up to the edge and argued: "this is for Cowboy fans...America's fans, who are as loyal as loyal can be," and he flew off the edge of the cliff, flapping his wings like an eagle until he disappeared down below. Brett Farve looked down and then up to the heavens above, and said: “God, this is for You and true football fans everywhere, who are scattered all across this great land of ours,” and he pushed Eli Manning over the cliff.