So what's the deal here?

I see that a couple of you have put up some info on the trading block. But when I've emailed you guys, and I've gotten NO RESPONSE. Not even a peep or an acknowledgement that my message was received. Hello? Is anyone there?? What's up? Are you too afraid to talk to a real live girl? Too used the blow-up dolls that you use for your weekend dates? C'mon guys, poop or get off the pot! Are you trading or not?!!