As the Seven Dwarfs were marching gallantly through the cold and damp forest one day, they suddenly fell into a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along behind, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs, "Is everyone alright down there?"
"No, we can't see each other, somebody has broken a leg, and one of us is either missing or dead," came the reply.
"Oh my," gasped Snow White. "Well, try not to lose hope. I'll go for help."
"Please hurry," shouted one of the dwarfs, "it's very frightening down here."
"I understand," shouted Snow White, "I'll rush."
From the depths of the dark hole a voice begged, "Come back quickly. We don't want to miss seeing the Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's still alive!"
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