A cabbie, driving a little yellow bus, picked up a Nun at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. She climbed into the little yellow bus, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn't stop staring at her. Nervously, she asked him why he was staring.
He replied: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answered: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old and as wise as I am, and you've been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask or do that I would find offensive."
"Well," said the cabbie, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responded with a smile: "Well, let's see what we can do about fulfilling that fantasy. But first, I must know that you are an unmarried gentleman who is not cheating on his spouse. And, second, you must promise me that you are a Catholic."
The cab driver was very excited and proclaimed: "Well, no, I am not married and I've been a Catholic all of my life!"
"All right," the nun said. "Pull into the next alley." The nun proceeded to fulfill his fantasy, giving him a kiss that would have made a sailor blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver started crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married, I'm Jewish, and I'm not a cab driver."
The nun smiled and said: "That's quite alright. My name is Gabe and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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