Week 11 Wrap Up

Guest Author - Dallas Demons (Robert)

Hello Morons! It's me, your friendly neighborhood Demon with the wrap up on a terrible week of football. I dont even know where to start with this crap...but since I mentioned it, the "crapper" would be the perfect place to start.

Demons vs. Gougers
If this was a match-up of smack talk the Demons would have kicked the Gougers shorts up his butt a long time ago...but it wasn't and the Demons kinda got kicked around themselves, going down in defeat to those bowlegged Gougers and recording the lowest score of the week, embarrassingly dropping to tenth in the rankings. I guess Billy Bobs jumping tonight...Go ahead "GOUGERS" first round on you.


Nimrods vs. LBNL
"Stupid is what stupid does"... or something like that. Well folks the winner of the Forrest Gump Memorial Classic goes to LBNL... the first time in his life he'd ever won something without pulling his pants down first. But at any rate it may just get him in the playoffs while the Nimrods seem to just fade off after a fast start earlier in the season, he's holding on for dear life in that final playoff position but you gotta beleive that big pumpkins ass is wearing on him. It's swim or sink this week for the Nimrods.



Heros vs. Nads
Well I gotta admit...I personally thought that the Heros was "toast" but they manage to get the "W" dispite having no one to talk smack to. Trying to get the Nads to talk smack is about as much fun as cursing out a Nun...but "whodathunkit" that beer guzzling,pop belly, crappie missing Homer pulled it off and is in a three way tie for the lead. I guess being a retard isn't so bad after all once you get past a occassional "drool" or two.



Shysters vs. Brew Crew
Even with this much needed victory, the Brew failed to take the Shysters over in the ranking by just five points. When its all said and done we're gonna look back and say that this rookie had one "helluva" season...now if we could just get him to stop winking at us. He kinda reminds me of "ME" in my first season but without the six wins...humble, modest, and full of sh@*... If luck had a son he'd look just like that freakin Trojan avatar on his match-up screen. Speaking of trojans...The Shysters team laid down on and just took it big time.... better luck next week Chitown!



Molesters vs. Brown County
I see that the Molesters was able to avoid arrest this week and actually put up the highest score of the week. It is also important to note that about a hour after the game, the Dallas Emergency Call Center put out a record number of Amber Alerts within a four hour period. The Molesters team manager could not be reached for comment and is said to be hiding out in Leon, Mexico. A team spokesman said that he has hired former pop star and childhood friend Micheal Jackson to defend him in a upcoming trail. Commissioner Lou Dew Nothin has yet to hand out any disciplinary actions against the team. In other news the Blues manager shot himself after his team let a 45-0 lead slip away on Sunday. The team has name K.C. head coach Herm Edwards as interim.


Hopeheads vs. Boozers
This was the most competitive out of all the match-ups this past week, with "Hoppy" managing to yank and pull (like all lonely truckers do) a victory out of the drunken grasp of the league Diva...Mr. (B)ling (B)ling himself. Creating a 3-way tie at the top of the team rankings where he vows to defend his new found stardome at all cost...I wonder if we could dump Jessica Simpson on him so my Cowboys can get back to playing football.

Thats does it for my week 11 wrap-up. Enjoyed doing it and I hope you enjoyed reading it.