Albert Einstein arrived at a Clowntown Clan fantasy football party and introduced himself to the first person he saw, the manager of the Gougers, and asked, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answered "147."
"That is wonderful!," exclaimed Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduced himself to a man whose team was called the Boozers and asked, "What is your IQ?" To which the man answered, "144."
"That is great!," responded Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Eventually, Albert walked up to a man who managed the Heros and introduced himself, asking, "What is your IQ?" To which the man answered, "138."
"Fantastic!," responded Albert. "We can discuss the theories of relativity and gravitation. We will have much to discuss!"
Finally, Albert approached a person who managed the Last But Not Least's team and asked, "What is your IQ?" to which the man replied, "51."
Albert asked, "How 'bout them Giants?"
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THEN ALBERT ASKED THE COMMISH WHY HE ENJOYED PICKING ON THE HANDICAPPED.THE COMMISH REPLIED,"BECAUSE MY PINKIE HURTS AND I CAN'T PLAY AGAIN THIS WEEKEND."
Gotta give LBNL some credit. He saw that burn comming just by reading the headline. Guess there is some hope for him after all.
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