
Hello, everyone! Sorry it's late again, but I've been distracted. My brother and his wife had their first child, so I'm an Auntie now!! Wooo hooo! My neice, Bethany, and her parents are all doing fine, thank you. But on to business - It's no longer the start of the season since we're well on our way. And this week brought some high scores. The men are starting to separate from the boys. And personally speaking, the more distance that I can put between me and some of you boys, the better! In case you didn't realize it, those 5-hour energy drinks that you're taking don't need to be taken every 5 hours!
I'm trying to hand off the Weekly Reviews to someone in our league, so if you have an interest in taking over, just let me know. The job is pretty simple - just analyze each matchup, note the bonehead moves (and there's always a few to note), and call 'em like ya' see 'em. It would be helpful to be able to write, read and type, so that may eliminate most of the managers from the Southern Contingency. Yes, boys, I'm pointing my broomstick in your general direction. Better watch your asses, otherwise I'll release my flying monkeys on you! Now if you have a preference as to who should take over the role, vote in the poll at the blog. If you actually have an opinion, post it on the blog and let me know. If you need help with typing, well then, you're screwed.
I'm now thoroughly convinced that anyone, yes even Timmy the Greek, can attempt to make predictions and get away with it. Case in point: Yahoo's projections picked 4 out of 6 actual winners. Not bad. The league votes picked 3 out of 6 winners. OK, so half of us got it right. It's probably those of us living in the northern part of the country. And Timmy the Greek... well, he picked only 2 out of the 6 right. Tim, I surely hope that you do have another job, one that pays you for some marketable skill. Maybe you're still too distracted by the skanks - Judge Judy and other cougars. Seems to me that you're wearing out what little brains you have left, so you may need to take a break!
And, what the hell is up with the Dallas Demons anyway???! You're starting to worry some people here. Bad day at work, seeing men on Harleys, fantasizing about the Commish's sex life, etc. (Freakin' pervert!) Sheesh, man, you might want to consider finding a hobby or some healthy outlet before you blow up and hurt yourself (if it hasn't already been done).
Good luck everyone in Week 5!
2 comments:
Get 'em girl!I knew you had it in you!
I'm glad to see you back at the keyboard (since some of these guys seem to be pecking away without using their fingers...."look ma, no hands" style). And what's this nonsense about marketable skills? Timmy? This is, without question, the most obvious oxymoron I've ever run across (with Timmy being the moron, of course).
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