Oct 4, 2008

Week 5 Predictions

Week 5 Predictions

Well folks, bad news. I found out that they have been monitoring our league. Judge Judy threw me in the clink for a few days and slapped me with a stiff fine. After seeing some of the smack talk from LBNL she charged me with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I tried to explain that this guy is a grown man but she didn’t buy it. She said anybody that couldn’t figure out how to make a real avatar and that put such a sorry ass team together had to be a minor and if they weren’t a minor they must be a retard. The way she saw it I was perverting someone with the brain of an infant so I had no appeal.
The worst part of it is now she assigned a censor to my predictions. From now on they are going to edit out anything I write that they find offensive. I sure hope they don’t butcher it up too bad. I’ll try real hard to keep it in good taste this week.

On to the predictions…

Demons VRS Nonads:
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Prediction: Nonads by 5

Nimrods VRS Gougers:
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Prediction: Gougers by 8

Boozers Vrs Brew Crew:
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Prediction: Brew Crew by 1
By the way Boozers, have I mentioned that I just love that team name?

Brown County Blues VRS Last but Not Leasts:
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Prediction: The Blues by 3


Shysters VRS Maulers:
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Prediction: Maulers by 10

Homers Heros VRS Hopheads:
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Prediction: Homers Heros by 7
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1 comment:

The Commish said...

Very funny, Timmy...only problemo I have is that part about the penguin and the lonely musher (as you can see, I have my own editor of sorts, who does a type of reverse censoring. I also enjoyed the part about the Demons being mistaken for an out-of-control grave robber (but that's a whole other story, isn't it?)