Week 4 Predictions

Week 4 Predictions

Eagles Smashers VRS Opie
Great name change Robert. I sure hope you live up to it. Your line up sure doesn’t have me convinced. Wayne & Whitten are those the only studs you got? I don’t know dude. It doesn’t look good for you. Tell ya what I’m ganna do. I’ll break out the voodoo on Opie.
The Eagles have……Clark and ………..well…………OK, Rogers is not terrible but is that all you got Opie? Damn Robert. Your gonna get you ass handed to you by this sorry ass line up? Man, it sucks to be you.

Prediction: Eagles by 7


Gougers VRS Blues
This is going to be the closest of all the matches this week. Gougers made a nice pick up with Coffee. I think that kid will perform well. The Blues are starting Palmer which is a great move. He is going to light it up against the Browns.
Overall I think Gougers have the better talent.
Prediction: Gougers win this by 3



Poopflingers VRS LBNL
Can the Poopflingers remain undefeated? Well DUH! That’s a no brainer this week. LBNL doesn’t have a prayer with that sorry ass lineup. If you ask me I think this one shouldn’t count.
Tell you what Lou. Make things fair. Bench half you team and spot LBNL 50.

Prediction: Poopflingers win this by 20

Bling ‘er I mean Boozers VRS Shmartipants
Boy did I put some wicked voodoo on you last week or what Anita? I’ll cut you some slack this week because .. well how do I put this nicely? Well there is no good way to put it….YOU SUCK!. You suck so bad even the Eagle Smashers could kick your butt this week. You suck so bad I suggest you change your team name to Hoover.
Mr. Bling is going to shine this week
Prediction: Boozers win by 7




Morons VRS Brew Crew:
I finally figured out why that Trojan is winking all the time. He is doing his condom imitation. Are you trying to give this one away or what Chris? Common Dude. Don’t lay down yet! Save that for the week you play me.
The Morons are projected to win this one big time but I don’t see it. Anyone with a receiver with the fag name of Percy deserves to get caught with their pants down. Watch your back door Bob. The Trojans will come from behind. If you know what I mean.
Prediiction: Brew Crew wins this by 3 and he will have a total score of 69.



My Twisters VRS The Maulers

The Maulers are taking over the controls and will be driving the short bus themselves. Don’t get all happy now Gabe. You forget. That means you have a retard in the drivers seat and your smashing head on into a brick wall

Prediction.: Twisters win by 7 and get to take the bag off this week