Week 8 Predictions

Week 8 Predictions

I must be getting soft in my old age. I can't think of a single rant for this week. Try as I might I am stumped.

I was going to raise hell about Congress badgering Goodell this week but then I said to myself, as much as it is bull crap that congress seems to think they have any business getting in the middle of football I feel Goodell deserves a thrashing just as much. They guy is a big time hypocrite and he dserves a taste of his own hypocricy.

Then I thought maybe I would bitch about Larry Johnson getting suspended because he called someone a fag. I mean it is lame that a guy gets suspended for name calling. How petty is that? But then I thought to myself, well it is Larry Johnson. He got away with hitting a woman and for spitting in anothers face so he got what he had coming. It just seems funny to me that he can slap a woman in public and get away with it but he calls a coach a fag and they becide that is going too far. I don't know about you guys but I think that is ass backwards.

There is a story I read this week that interested me and I can hardly wait to see the outcome. I read that the Browns fans are planning a sit out for the first set of downs on the Browns week 10 Monday night game in protest of the constant loosing. They want to send a message to the owner. I think this would be funny as hell if they pulled that one off.

On to the predictions

Chitown VRS LBNL:

LBNL is in sorry shape this week. Dude, swap out kickers, dump that sorry safety and pick up a tight end. You might have a chance if you do that. Chitown has two WR’s that if they do play, probably won’t last an entire game. You can’t afford to lay down this week. Your at 2 – 5. This is no time to get cocky. You’ll wind up taking one on the chin if you do.
Chitown has a bad ass backfield and a killer QB but she is beatable due to WR’s that are going to come up lame.
My bet is that LBNL gets out-Shmarted this week.
Prediction: Chitown wins this by 12

Blues VRS Birdbrains:

Birdbrians…This guy is never going to get a real team name is he? Give him credit though. He has been racking up the points. However I think Opie has his work cut out for him this week. Despite his record, the Blues are no pushover. He has a great backfield and halfway decent receivers. The one position that should worry him is QB. You never know how McNabb will perform any given week. However…. I think McNabb will pick up his game against the Giants. This is a big game for Philly. They will show up for this one and give it a good shot. Not that they will win but they will step it up and McNabb will make the difference this week.
Prediction: I think this is the upset of the week and the Blues pull this one off by a 3 point win.

Boozer VRS Maulers:

Looks like another matchup with someone leaving an empty roster spot. Maulers must think Chris Henry is worth hanging on too. HA! If I were you Gabe, I would dump that bum. There are plenty other sorry ass receivers that would fill his slot perfectly. He isn’t worth risking a loss this week. Trust me dude, you could throw him out there on waivers and nobody is going to touch him. But of course you are the short bus rider so it is a pretty sure bet that you will make a retard move if you did swap out so you might as leave well enough alone. My bet is that the Boozers brew up a W this week
Prediction: Boozers win by 10


Demons VRS Morons:

This will be one Hell-of-a matchup. Halloween weekend is the Demons time to flare up. However, he will really be burning because he is going to get outwitted by a Moron. Damn it to hell, ‘eh Robert?
Prediction: Morons win this by 5

Brewcrew VRS Poopflingers:
Bye weeks are hell huh guys? It forces you to put some pretty lame players. How else can you explain the likes of Lance More, Steve Breaston, or Lee Evans? It’s a sad state of affairs when your defensive players are projected to score 2 X of all your WR’s ‘eh Lou? You better hope Vernon Davis to gets you 3 TD’s again this week because your not getting even one between all 3 of your receivers. You’ll be lucky to get 7 points between all three of those bums. Bot of course that is all your gonna need to beat the Brew Crew this week.
Prediction: Poopflingers pull another one outta his butt this week and win by 8

Gougers VRS my Twisters:

This one worries me. Gougers have Rivers up against the Raiders. He could pile up a ton of points with this guy this week. Roddy White is another fear factor and so is Turner. I’m afraid that Atlanta and the Saints are going to have a shoot out. Owens
Daniels is a concern but Crabtree & Avery are a couple jokes.
I have some favorable match ups myself. I think Slaton has a good shot at multiple TD’s against Buffalo and I am banking on Romo & Miles Austin hooking up for multiple touch downs again. I also hope that if Rivers racks ‘em up against Oakland he does that by throwing to my boy Jackson. Even Johnny Fort Knox has a real shot at double digits by being matched up against the lowly Browns.
Prediction: My Twisters win this by 7