WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS

Week 7 Predictions

Week seven is the week I have been dreading. Another NFL game played across the pond. I have not been impressed with the last 2 years played in London. The field was a mess. It will be again this week. The fans have no understanding of the game and their sportscasters know even less. I don’t know about you folks but I couldn’t understand half of what those nitwit sportscasters said last year. I am sure it will be no different this year. Who ever heard of giving a play by play in “proper English” anyway? It sounds so gay. They might as well have Dennis Miller come back to the broadcast booth. I may just shoot myself.

Friggin Goodell is now predicting multiple games overseas in places such as London, Manchester and Glasgow, Scotland. Scotland? What the hell is wrong with this guy? What will the mandated uniforms be in Scotland? They gonna make ‘em play in kilts? Boy, I bet if that happens it will put the kibosh on any butt slapping for that game! I can just see it now. All those studs strutting around in kilts wearing nothing underneath but a cup. Boy that is gonna require some quick editing. If you think the Jannet Jackson costume snafoo caused some editors heartache just wait to see what a pile up of 300 + pound NFL players in kilts will do to ‘em. They will all have a friggin stroke.

Goodell also said in an interview he expects that soon every team will be playing one game a year overseas. Oh, that will go over like a brick. I think that is such a crock that every team will loose one home game a year so he can expand the NFL to Europe. Doesn’t that dimwith know that the N in NFL stands for National? What a moron!

He also says he expects London to be the next expansion team. God I hope they do. I can hardly wait to see a great American team go over and pound the crap out of a bunch of fag tea toting, ruby playing American football wannabees. Maybe after we put one of the Queens QB’s six feet underground they will wake up and realize that England has no place in American football. But then again, Goodell is a true blue, world class, dumb ass. He will never learn.

I find it interesting that yesterday Governor Scwartzniger announced approval for LA to build a new professional football stadium in order to draw back an NFL team. Then today Goodell announces London should be the next expansion team. Man, I hope Arnald goes Terminator on this jack ass.

Well, that’s my two cents on that subject.


Demons VRS LBNL:
LBNL, you’re my new hero. Last week you saved me from having the low score of the week for the third week of this season. Way to go dude! I knew you were still my buddy. It looks like you may be on course to do it again this week. You have an empty DL spot. You have in Cotchery who is listed as out and then you have Steve Smith from the Panthers who will be a no show as he has been all year. Oh, and lets not forget.. you have Eli as your QB. Need I say more?
Now the Demons on the other hand has patched together a pretty decent team after a slow start on the year. I think he will be a formidable team for the rest of the year. He will surely make the playoffs with this line up. The only concern he will have is Brett’s health. If Frarve can stay healthy the Demons could go very deep into the playoffs.
Prediction: Demons win this by 9

Gougers VRS Maulers
Both the Maulers and Gougers have very good teams. But I don’t think this will be a very good week for either teams RB’s. Peterson is not going to rack ‘em up against the Steelers and I’ll bet Gore gets hurt again this week. Maroney will have a rough go at it in London. That field is going to be a big sloppy muddy mess. I don’t see him gaining many yards. I don’t see Turner running for more than 65 yards against my Cowboys. I think this matchup is coming down to the QB’s and D’s. The Gougers have the advantage with Rivers against KC & the Eagles D against the Redskins.
Prediction: Gougers win this by 7

Chitown VRS Da Blues:
Brees VRS McNabb. Need I say more? I think not.
Prediction: Chitown wins this by 14

Boozers VRS Morons:
The Morons keep finding new ways to loose. Even when Brady throws for 5 touchdowns in a single quarter Bob still manages to amaze us with a spectacular loss! Will he stay true to form? I think not. It’s been a hoot to watch such cartoonish performances. It’s been like watching the coyote attempting to snag the roadrunner in one of his half cocked traps. However all good things must come to an end as so too will this amazing entertainment. I think this week is yours Bob. The projections say otherwise and that is exactly why I think you have a W coming.
Prediction: Morons win this one by 4

Brew Crew VRS Birdbrains:
I don’t know how much power the Commissioner wields but if you have the authority Lou please, please do something about this team name! I mean common Opie, are you ever gonna get a real name for that team? Gee wiz!
Well, this is one even I can’t get wrong. It looks like Brew Crew is willing to take a loss rather than to make any bye week adjustments. He managed a win with one empty slot last week but this week he has multiple empty slots so I don’t see him pulling it off again.
Prediction: Opie wins this by 15

Poopflingers VRS Twisters:
The Poopflinger will loose that undefeated status this week. Not because my team is all that great. As a matter of fact, my team stinks. But this week is not a matter of who has the better team. This is all about good VRS evil. Captain Homer and Bart Boy will defeat the Deadly Poopflingers. It is going to be such an ugly embarrassing win that the Poopflingers will go suicidal. I even know how you will off yourself when it is over. Click on the link bellow if you care to see your demise Lou.



In the spirit of Halloween I would like to sign off with this tidbit.

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief willcover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and heReceives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover yourWooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company another nasty letter of complaint.. The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BESTPlease find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.